says White House
still has not accepted his offer to
mediate Fiscal Cliff Stalemate.
PLEDGES TO STAY ON 24 HOUR ALERT TO GO TO WASHINGTON IF SUMMONED.
The Amazing Kreskin today reiterated his offer to mediate differences holding up agreement that could cause massive tax hikes. According to Kreskin, “My mind powers can “detect” issues where there is greatest flexibility by both the President and the Republican Speaker. Ideally, I’ll be able to end the squabbling and ease tensions in all areas of government.”
Kreskin went on to say, he not only is sincere and confident, but that he possibly represents the best hope for an agreement with minimum malice and anger amongst the parties involved.