A couple of months ago yours truly offered to meet with a small group that would include both sides of the national political spectrum. I believed that there was a good chance that by my meeting with these antagonistics in a sealed room with no television, radio or electronic devices to escape to I could influence their thinking. Bring about elements of a common bond in thought that could result in a compromise of some kind. Though they were able to take a vacation none of them had the time to join for such a project .After all a couple of hours can’t be wasted. Ironically, a number of political writers said to me “what do they have to lose everything else has failed so far”.
Now we come to today’s news conference by President Obama. In which he spoke of achieving a “Jedi mind meld”.
Alright Mr. President let’s take a giant step beyond Science fiction and I ad I know what I’m talking about because on television I have both read and influenced the thoughts of Star Trek’s Bill Shatner. Don’t you think it makes sense in which “Jedi mind trick” is not a trick but is done legitimaly by yours truly. I’m ready to move with it. Hey, you’re the one who suggested it. And since I have the ability I’ve made my announcement “available for the good of this country”
The Amazing Kreskin