The karma gods must have honored the Modesto Junior College Pirates and their cornerback from Gilroy who pilfered the Gavilan Rams … from Gilroy.
His name is Kris Dipko, a freshman safety forced to man a new position. From there, he intercepted three passes before halftime Saturday night when the moon was in the seventh house and Jupiter aligned with Mars.
While Dipko’s teammates pounded his back in celebration, the Pirates raced to a 47-0 lead at the half and moonwalked to a 60-20 victory at MJC Stadium. Anyone who could have predicted this scenario gets two tickets to an Amazing Kreskin show.