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I DIDN’T DO IT, yells Kreskin…
Kreskin received a nice letter from the NJ Tax Man yesterday. The return address was a PO BOX and the Box
# was 666. Coincidence? All Kreskin could say was, ‘I didn’t do that!’ A fun holiday devil reference at the expense
of the New Jersey Tax Department. We can’t make this stuff up!
“The Battle for Brooklyn”a special edition of
“Broadway Boxing”promoted by
Took place Saturday night at the
Aviator Sports and Events Center in Brooklyn.
In the week leading up to the fights, The Amazing Kreskin had been working with three major contenders, Heather Hardy, Gabriel Bracero and Shemuel Pagan.
Kreskin is thrilled and proud that all three contenders won, he foresees their continued success.
Maximizing their mental and physical strengths to WIN!!! One more to come…
“I Told You So!”-Kreskin
Last night I returned to New Jersey after a tour and learned that theBordentown NJ School District is going to be restricted from singing religious Holiday songs as winter concerts etc…
I immediately thought of the great American Jewish Composer Irving Berlin who wrote the most popular Christmas song of modern times..White Christmas as well as our most popular patriotic song… God Bless America.
To understand the thinking of Bordentown Superintendant Constance J Bauer, I attempted by long distance to read the thoughts of Ms. Bauer. Yours Truly is sorry to say it was like tuning in on a vacuum. I got no thoughts and have a suspicion that she may be brain dead and a living pinhead.
With the Anniversary of Houdini’s death in 1926 on Halloween and the continuous failure in every single publicized séance to contact Houdini (he has never answered his phone) Kreskin is prepared to reveal why the greatest escape artist so far in history would find it almost impossible to succeed today. He would have an ominous curse like handicap that did not exist when he was alive.
Kreskin praises Josh Sapan’s new book ‘Big Picture’. Click on link below and NY Times review.