Kreskin Offers Dallas Cowboy’s Helping Hand

Posted by admin On September - 8 - 2017

Kreskin…”Regarding the Dallas Cowboy’s off field distractions, yours truly was mentioned in The Dallas Morning News, highlighting my use of pendulums that I utilize in my work. I would absolutely be willing to supply the whole team with pendulums to help Jason Garrett keep the Cowboy’s under his mind control and not allow them to become sidetracked by outside issues. The only thing I ask in return is an invitation to one of Jerry Jones’s legendary parties.”

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